Can you guess?

1. You grow poppies and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher and ammo, but you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim
3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon and pork unclean. You may be a Muslim
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim
10. You want religious law but then pay gangs of thugs to gang rape female protesters because they disagree with you. You may be an Egyptian Brotherhood Muslim.
11. You kill Christians, Buddhists, Atheists, et al. for their beliefs but expect everyone to respect your religion. You may be a Muslim.