Women have their faults. Men have only two: Everything they say. Everything they do.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he is finished.
Men have more problems than women. In the first place, they have to put up with women. (Francoise Sagan)
God created man, and finding him not sufficiently alone, gave him a companion to make him feel his solitude more. (Paul Valery)
A woman never sees what we do for her; she only sees what we don't do. (Georges Courteline)